- 1st
- 09:28 am
Florida? But that's America's wang!
- 7 comments
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10:29 amWell, hmm
- 2 comments
12:55 pmheh, yep, I'm insane enough. . .
- 3 comments
- 6th
- 12:26 pm
If I'm laughing at what I think I am, it's very funny!
- 3 comments
- 7th
- 09:47 am
Maybe if I’m part of that mob, I can help steer it in wise directions.
- 3 comments
- 8th
- 10:22 am
Give me my dignity! I just came here to see "Honk If You're Horny" in peace.
- 7 comments
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12:06 pmImagine.
04:47 pmCrossroads tomorrow night.
- 1 comment
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- 9th
- 11:04 am
Tag, you're it!
- 1 comment
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- 10th
- 11:00 am
You shot who in the what now?
- 4 comments
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07:26 pmI'm the "ow" in the word "now". . . *ominously* and if you tell anyone. . .!
- 2 comments
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- 11th
- 01:08 am
No, through savings and wise investments. . . of course with grease!
- 6 comments
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- 12th
- 11:48 am
I may be ugly and hate filled, but. . . what was that third thing?
- 6 comments
- 13th
- 10:10 am
Stupid sexy Flanders!
- 2 comments
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04:59 pmReplace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
- 4 comments
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- 15th
- 10:02 am
This is most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against The Never Ending Story
- 5 comments
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- 21st
- 10:52 am
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
- 2 comments
03:38 pmCrawling out of the funk long enough. . .
- 28th
- 03:27 pm
I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.
- 9 comments
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03:39 pmheh
- 2 comments
06:01 pmI can't take his money. I can't print my own money. I have to work for money.
- 6 comments
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- 29th
- 04:10 pm
My year in review, and aspirations for the year forthcoming
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- 30th
- 10:18 am
Christmas, come and gone
- 31st
- 11:44 am
What's the matter, Homer, never seen a naked chic riding a clam before?
- 2 comments
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06:40 pmNo one's gay for Moleman.
- 10 comments
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