Arg! You lily livered bilge rats!

[mellymell]

Poor Jonah Livingston Seagull be holed up in sick bay today. Aye, he went to his sleeping quarters with a tinge of the fever on him last night. Poor little sprog. Came on smartly, all the sudden like. Gave 'im some of the elixir, I did. Won't be spending the day in the baby brig [preschool] today on account of thar 24 hour fever free rule. I know, I know, we're not known for keepin' rules 'round here, but someone's gotta maintain some honor on these seas! Who else is gonna? That crooked East India Trading Company? I'd like to see that, ye squiffy lubbers! Thar be no hornswaggling the buxom wenches what runs the baby brig!

Avast, me hearties! I must belay hanging the jib for me poor sick sprog and splice the mainbrace (with some coffee, no grog for me yet today) and weigh anchor.

P.S. - Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!

P.P.S. - Remember: pillage, then burn.

P.P.P.S. - I need a little bouncing star with an eye patch mood.

Comments

[padawansguide.livejournal.com]

Right, first pillage, then burn. Got it.

Sorry to hear the little fella is feeling a mite poorly. ;-)

[witchcat07.livejournal.com]

Hope the little one if feeling better soon. Sorry I missed Talk like a Pirate day. Work can be a bugger sometimes.