You must be lost

They seem to tolerate me thus far. I go through spells where all my house plants look like crap (like right now, my majesty palm has scale and everything is just looking wilty, in need of more water and fertilizer than I've been providing). But, even if everything else gets neglected for a week or two at a time, I try to make sure the orchids get some attention. My palms and especially the bird of paradise really hate me right now. One of my main goals this summer is to attempt to coax my bird of paradise to bloom. I'll probably move it outside and switch to a phosphorus fertilizer. But for now, I'm just trying to get it healthy again.