Tweets

• 08:55 Dear coffee, work faster damn you! Love, Mel #
• 13:26 Backyardigans could seriously stand to be 20 minutes shorter. The things we do for our kids. #
• 16:29 Fanboys=2 hour long facepalm. #
• 16:47 Pretty sure the birds are looking pathetically in the windows because I haven't put new seed in the feeder in over a month. #
• 21:38 Chris on celebrity product lines: "I want to see Ron Howard toilet paper. I would totally buy that." #
• 21:52 A little creeped out by how the Amber Alert account for Twitter seems to stalk people who use the word kid in their tweets. Just sayin'. #
• 23:45 Potty training book titles are hilarious, but no sign of "You're a naughty child and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you!" #

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