Happy Fall Y'all! : the better-late-than-never edition

Ok, I've got to get this thing out of my saved tabs. I'm not sure where I was going to throw it into the various entries I've got listed to write. I'm not even sure where this came from at this point. But this is hilarious and I've read it many times in the past few weeks and even shoved it in Steffany's face as soon as she got here for her Halloween visit. So, I have to share. Disclaimer: gratuitous artful cursing (you're welcome!).

It's decorative gourd season motherfuckers!